Joke Thread, ...just jokes, no comments allowed... |
Joke Thread, ...just jokes, no comments allowed... |
Nov 21 2008, 09:30 AM
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Spends WAY too much time at CBTL Group: Members Posts: 3,237 Joined: 8-December 06 From: MC Member No.: 3 |
Chaudhary, the landlord: Hey, what happened to your head?
Khan, the Pathan gardner: Well, Sahib, I was coming back from Peshawar, and the darn cart I got a ride in had a nail sticking out of the sideboard. We hit every rut in the road and bounced all over, and every time the cart jostled, the nail poked my head and scratched me up. Chaudhary: Why didn't you trade seats with someone? Khan: There was no one else on the cart! The difference between genius and stupidity is that there are limits to genius. Albert Einstein
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Dec 1 2008, 12:14 PM
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Spends WAY too much time at CBTL Group: Admin Posts: 16,460 Joined: 8-December 06 From: Michigan City, IN Member No.: 2 |
One day fans of all of the Chicago sports teams decide to climb a mountain together. As they get to the top of the slope, they realize that they have forgotten to bring enough food for all to survive the trip back down. They only have enough food and supplies for one of them. They all start trying to decide who should sacrifice themselves for the good of the one.
After a while the Blackhawks fan saids, "I can commit to the Indian the way they would want it..." and jumps off of the peak. The remaining four continue staring at each other. Then the Bears fan pipes up "Dis is for Da Coach!", and jumps off of the mountain. The group is down to three, and the stares are getting downright nasty. Out of no where the Bulls fan screams "This is for the greatest player of all time!" and jumps off of the mountain. The last two remaining are the White Sox fan and the Cubs fan. The Cubs fan nervously chimes in. "You know I can out last you Sox fan, we have suffered for a century. A few days on the side of a mountain is nothing." The Sox fan gets a scared look on his face. "You know you are right Cubs fan... This is for the whole SOUTH SIDE!" With that he gets up and shoves the Cub fan off of the mountain. |
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