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![]() Spends WAY too much time at CBTL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,237 Joined: 8-December 06 From: MC Member No.: 3 ![]() |
Chaudhary, the landlord: Hey, what happened to your head?
Khan, the Pathan gardner: Well, Sahib, I was coming back from Peshawar, and the darn cart I got a ride in had a nail sticking out of the sideboard. We hit every rut in the road and bounced all over, and every time the cart jostled, the nail poked my head and scratched me up. Chaudhary: Why didn't you trade seats with someone? Khan: There was no one else on the cart! ![]() The difference between genius and stupidity is that there are limits to genius. Albert Einstein
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Bob's been coming in late - out gambling and drinking every night. His wife becomes tired of such antics. One night she's waiting at the door as he staggers in at 2AM.
Ruth: If you come home late and drunk one more time you'll be sorry you ever met me. Bob: I'm already sorry. |
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From St. Louis Cardinals website:
A Cardinal fan was walking on the beach alongside the Mississippi River when he spied a golden lamp. Upon picking the lamp up and wiping it off, a genie appeared and promised to grant him ONE wish. Upon contemplation, the Cardinal fans said,"Well if only one wish is all I get, I wish to live forever". Oh no the Genie said, I cannot grant that wish for it woulf mean I would have to make you immortal and that is against the rules. Well the Cardinal fan thought it over and came up with a different wish. He asked the Genie what if he wished to live until the Cubs win a World Series.....would that be OK? The Genie said sure, that would be alright. So the Cardinal fan got his original wish cuz the Genie knew nuthin about the Cubs and their possibilities of winning a World Series. |
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