[Southsider2k12]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...ar-bailout.html

US porn industry seeks multi-billion dollar bailout
Porn baron Larry Flynt is seeking a $5 billion bailout from Washington to rejuvenate the industry, which he says is suffering because of the economic downturn.


By Catherine Elsworth in Los Angeles
Last Updated: 9:23AM GMT 08 Jan 2009

The Hustler magazine founder has teamed up with fellow adult entertainment mogul Joe Francis, creator of the Girls Gone Wild video series, to approach Congress for the same kind of financial assistance recently approved for car manufacturers.

The pair have asked the 111th Congress, which convened on Tuesday with the economy at the top of its agenda, "to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America" with a bailout.

"Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses, (and) we feel we deserve the same consideration," Francis said in a statement.

"In difficult economic times, Americans turn to entertainment for relief. More and more, the kind of entertainment they turn to is adult entertainment."

"The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three," Owen Moogan, a spokesman for Flynt, told CNN.

"The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine."

In an interview with entertainment news website TMZ, Francis admitted the move was more of a "precautionary measure" than an emergency rescue, "but as long as the government is handing out money, we want to be there to take it."

The pair acknowledge that although DVD sales and rentals have dropped 22 per cent over the past year, online traffic has continued to grow.

"The 13-billion-dollar industry is in no fear of collapse," they say. "But why take chances?" Francis, who was last year freed from almost a year in jail after pleading no contest to child abuse and prostitution charges in a plea deal, told CNN they planned to deliver the request "to our congressmen and (Secretary of the Treasury Henry) Paulson" by the end of Wednesday.

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt said in a statement. People were "too depressed to be sexually active", which was "very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such, but they cannot do without sex." He said the only way Congress could "rejuvenate" America's sexual appetite was "by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly." There was no response from Congress to the request.

[Tom Burns]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...ar-bailout.html

This is a reminder of the video I posted to the Joke topic category, for another worthy constitutant of our economy.

[Southsider2k12]

This actually is my favorite... Calvin and Hobbes were so ahead of their times..

[Roger Kaputnik]

If Teddy K. is back at work, the porno money should have no problems going through the Senate.

[Tim]

A rep for the porn industry says if they don't get the bailout they're screwed.

[Tim]

A rep for the porn industry says if they don't get the bailout they're screwed.

[Michelle]

A rep for the porn industry says if they don't get the bailout they're screwed.

You can say that again

I was sure this was some sort of urban legend when I read the story. just too crazy to be true. This is my favorite part: "The 13-billion-dollar industry is in no fear of collapse," they say. "But why take chances?"

This has to be a publicity stunt; I'm sure they don't seriously expect any money.

[Roger Kaputnik]

Can we say this money is a financial Viagra for the porn industry?

[Michelle]

Can we say this money is a financial Viagra for the porn industry?

lol. If by that you mean that it's supposed to be used by people with a serious need for it, but in practice is desired more by people who are functioning just fine on their own, that would be true.

[Roger Kaputnik]

Your distinction is spot-on!