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Never Argue with a Woman
>
> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
> decides to take a nap.. Although not familiar with the lake, the
> wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
> anchors, and reads her book.
>
> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
> woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
>
> 'Reading a book,' she replies.
>
> 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her..
>
> 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
>
> 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
> at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
>
> 'For reading a book?' she replies.
>
> 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
>
> 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says
> the woman.
>
> 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
>
> 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
> could start at any moment.'
>
> 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
>
> MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
> think.