Joke Thread, ...just jokes, no comments allowed... |
Joke Thread, ...just jokes, no comments allowed... |
Nov 21 2008, 09:30 AM
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Spends WAY too much time at CBTL Group: Members Posts: 3,237 Joined: 8-December 06 From: MC Member No.: 3 |
Chaudhary, the landlord: Hey, what happened to your head?
Khan, the Pathan gardner: Well, Sahib, I was coming back from Peshawar, and the darn cart I got a ride in had a nail sticking out of the sideboard. We hit every rut in the road and bounced all over, and every time the cart jostled, the nail poked my head and scratched me up. Chaudhary: Why didn't you trade seats with someone? Khan: There was no one else on the cart! The difference between genius and stupidity is that there are limits to genius. Albert Einstein
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Mar 24 2014, 03:25 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 253 Joined: 25-December 07 Member No.: 756 |
After last call at the bar, Jim says to Bob, "You gotta see my new apartment." Upon arriving at Jim's place, Bob asks to use the bathroom. Stumbling down the hallway, he passes Jim's bedroom to find a huge brass gong in the corner. Bob asks, "Wh..what's with that?" Jim says, "It...it's mmm...my talking clock! Listen!" Jim proceeds to bang the gong.
Suddenly a voice from the next apartment shouts, "What are you doing a-hole! It's three o'clock in the morning!!!" "If a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Duke of Edinburgh.
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