 My "I'll burn in hell for this!" Easter joke |
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 Apr 9 2009, 12:57 AM
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We all know the Easter story. Jesus was crucified and died. He was buried in a tomb - and after three days he emerged from the tomb and again walked among his followers.
They say if Jesus saw his shadow upon emerging from said tomb there would be six more weeks of winter. |
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Apr 9 2009, 08:21 AM
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You're bad!
  Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind~Dr. Suess
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Apr 9 2009, 10:08 AM
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Apr 9 2009, 10:09 AM
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LOL. That's awesome, Dave.
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Apr 9 2009, 10:41 AM
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That's the only Easter card we ever send out.
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Apr 9 2009, 03:51 PM
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QUOTE(Dave @ Apr 9 2009, 11:08 AM)  Thanks Dave. This made me laugh.  HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE! * "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759 |
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Apr 9 2009, 07:56 PM
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I once told some Japanese folks here the Easter story - particularly the whole rise from the dead thing. THey were like that's a fairy tale, right? Like Jack & The Beanstalk? You don't actually think that happened, do you? Ha ha. Now if someone asks I tell them that's when the Easter Bunny comes. They can get their little war-losing heads around that concept.
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Apr 11 2009, 09:52 AM
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 Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind~Dr. Suess
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Apr 11 2009, 09:32 PM
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Apr 27 2009, 11:51 AM
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QUOTE(JHeath @ Apr 11 2009, 10:32 PM) That would be funnier if he folded in everything but his right ear...uh, not for Easter, though...sorry! Buy Local!
Eat at Locally OWNED restaurants! |
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