October 29, 2014

An employee at Blue Chip Casino reported at 10:25 a.m. public indecency/indecent exposure after a man was discovered swimming naked in the pool.

Sounds like the Casino got more than the shirt off his back!

February 25, 2016

A man from the 1400 block of Kentucky Street reported that he found a man sleeping in the back seat of the unlocked vehicle in front of the his house at 9:01 a.m. MCPD removed the intruder, but the owners of the vehicle were extremely upset because the man had vomited inside.

"Two pairs of Calvin Klein women’s underwear, a value totaling $17.10, was reportedly stolen by a 16-year-old boy at Lighthouse Place Premium Outlets. He was later arrested on an A misdemeanor charge."

I kind of liked this one too....

THURSDAY
2-24-2018

"A 17-year-old was arrested for theft, an A misdemeanor, and taken to Juvenile Detention after allegedly stealing a hoodie, a pair of jeans, a T-shirt and one deodorant, all together totaling $16.63, from Walmart."

That person was a good shopper, how did they find all of that stuff for $16.63.

Or what about this one...

FRIDAY
2-25-2018

"A child welfare check was made in the 100 block of Merrilhill Drive. A boy claimed to have gotten beat repeatedly with extension cords and a broom, but police were unable to locate any fresh marks on him."

They could not locate any fresh marks, but did the boy have a bunch of old marks on him? Not to mention the grammatical error. "gotten beat repeatedly"? Is that correct? I am not an English major, but that does not seem correct.